Why haven't they promoted this movie???

It's a can't miss formula; this rare gem features an SNL alum acting foolishly, and is filled with sophmoric gags that would appeal to juvenilles, working-class stiffs, and the rest of the easily entertained. And since it features a popular spectator sport, its a "wonder" why ESPN and the other sports channels wouldn't plaster it over the screen every chance they had. Or even on top of that, do a mock "Sportscentury" episode, featuring the lead character. If I were running Sony/ Columbia, I'd do everything in my power to stuff this thing down the public's throat. Hell, I'd even hire David Manning as ESPN's film critic.

If only I had learned of this cinematic masterpiece before, I wouldn't have spent the last three months playing online no-limit Virtual Jenga.